Hera rates her own links page. It's not just that she is married to Zeus, or that the Webmaster fears retaliation. No, Hera is far too good, broad minded, beautiful, and gracious for that. While she doesn't have as many links as Zeus, their high quality makes up for it. The Webmaster humbly offers this page to Hera, giving thanks all the while that he lives in Hawaii, where there are no snakes, and other monsters are few and far between.